bouncebounce

Low educated, low intelligence law enforcement official. The sort of police officer that wont take of their sunglasses to look you in the eye to speak with you as even as a representative of the state and doesn't respond to legitimate questions akin to an ape-like doorman (bouncer).

Perp: What did I do wrong officer?
Officer BounceBounce: You're eating here.
Perp:That's not illegal!
Officer BounceBounce: Now you're resisting arrest...you're going to jail.
Perp:I'm not resisting anything, I've not been arrested. Where are the signs saying it's illegal to eat here?
Officer BounceBounce: (Silence) .
Perp: Where are the signs, I didn't see any?
Officer: BounceBounce (Silence)
Other BounceBounces arrive and force the sandwich eater to the floor with excessive force.

internet atheist

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".

I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.

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