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Reverse Humbert

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.

David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019


Paizurize

To perform mammary intercourse (on someone).

She's paizurize anyone who bought her 3 double vodkas.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020


Booby

Possessing conspicuously large breasts.

My partner, Laura, a booby blonde with 36FF boobs, and I share an open relationship.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019


Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.

Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020


Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019


Diamoric

Pertaining to any of the various sexual/romantic orientations that are by definition limited to non-binary people.

The state of being non-binary in terms of gender makes traditional concepts of sexual orientation like straight or gay inapplicable hence why the desire expressed by the non-binary community has instead a diamoric character.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

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Netherage

The cleft of the breasts from below; the underboob.

She gradually raised her shirt, revealing her netherage.

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020