Random
Source Code
Random
While your man is going down on you rip a huge fart right in his mouth and blow his mind.
Lastnight was a real mind blower!
10👍 29👎
The act of one, having sex with dead farm animals.
Joe Bob's wife would not put out so he went out to perform a necrofarmica in the pasture.
When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.
I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.
7👍 6👎