Question fart

When you fart but ask a question to cover up the noise of said fart

Guy 1: do you smell that?
Guy 2: yeah Gary totally just used a question fart

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Burned it

When you really screw up and can't do anything to fix it: you burned it. This is most often said in place of "wow you really screwed up". That's sooo generic.

Dude:"Man I really failed that exam."
Guy: "Same Dude, I totally burned it!"

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