teh snappy

Something that a gadget/computer has when it responds very quickly. A gadget lacking "teh snappy" is slow and unusable.

My iPod software update really brought back teh snappy.

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information superhighway

Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppies who made their own awful-looking web pages.

"I just spent the afternoon cruising the Information Superhighway!" - toolbox in 1994

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garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

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lolcode

A programming language based on the words used in lolcats pictures. Not very useful, but fun.

A sample lolcode program (prints the numbers from 1 to 10):

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IN IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

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