Hardware Store

An even larger douche that Tool, Toolbox, and Toolshed.

Dude, I saw this guy pretending to give a homeless guy a stack of hundreds, but then he fucking dabbed on him and walked away, what a fucking Hardware Store.

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DP

Short for Dude Perfect, a famous YouTube channel where multiple men perform trickshots with unique items.

Guy 1: Who’s your favorite YouTuber?

Guy 2: I love DP!

Toastersexuality

Being attracted to toasters.

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.

stasen

An evil child of Polish origin

That person is such a stasen.

Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.

Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!

WAP

Noun:

W.A.P is an acronym for Wireless Access Point, which is a device that spreads Wireless Fiber (or Wi-Fi) over a location from a signal received from an ethernet cable.

A: Damn she has a nice WAP!
B: I know, her internet is so fast!