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Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
A waste of time is what you're doing right now, but I know you want to read. Right now, you could be browsing a way to cure cancer, maybe even win an olimpics. Whatever just be productive, don't read this. Oh, well seems like your life is useless apparently to you reading this without a break nonstop, wanna play a game outside- oh wait you don't know what the word "outside" means.
Now you thought the waste of time was wrong right? Well sad to say but.. it isn't.. So why are you here? Is there a giant gold medal, perhaps you will get a noble prize for most time wasted? NOPE just wasted life cycle. Now please go... GO PLEASE whatever seems like you don't want to leave.. well this text is almost over meaning you have to in.. 3. 2. 1. HAH GO now
You are the most bored person in the life to ever exist you typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and it didn't serve your needs, you typed in mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and your needs weren't even slightly served YOU EVEN TYPED IN qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and boom nothing so you had to go overboard with the keyboard and treat it like pain. Please your keyboard needs mercy you can't keep doing this thinking something cool will happen!
John: I'm bored
Konny: Sure what will you do then? How about make something creative?
John: Hmmm.. Nah ill just-
Konny: YOU IDIOT DONT-
John: search `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/ I hope it works
Konny: Well if time and reality shifts then don't blame me
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konny: im want do a job
dude: ok man what job
konny: kock epic gamr yay
dude: god chose yay god