Ishme

A word used by a listener to clearly explain that they want nothing to do with the speaker's problem.

"That sounds like an issue, not an ishme"

(ishYOU vs ishME)

ishme

A word used by a listener to describe their position of not wanting anything to do with a problem the speaker has.

"That sounds like an ISSUE, not an ISHME"

(ishYOU vs ishME)

Fridge Fraud

Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.

I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.