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Someone who takes/steals other people's belongings or valuables!
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches watches!
A rather large ultra expensive SUV that is driven by the upper crust of society, soccer moms, playboys, or men largely unsure of their sexual prowess!
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? A Hummer has all of its pricks on the inside!
When you walk into either a public or a private restroom, and get slapped in the nostrils by the foulest odors, greatly resembling the foul stench that emanates from the shithouse on a transatlantic tuna boat, and which smelled, can never be unshelled!
John reluctantly entered the shithouse and was met by a stench best described as stereodor, which would fastly induce a gaggle of buzzards into violently puking!
The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!
Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!
I think that my sister's all-time greatest thrill was when my cockeyed niece gave her an enema!
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