Trouser Nazi

An erection

The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.

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Family Nan

Exceeding large labia majora, reminiscent of the the family sized nan breads served in a certain Northampton (UK) curry house.

Her fanny flaps resembled family nan breads

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Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.