Fapple

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.

I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."

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e-tantrum

A heated request usually typed in an email, on a message forum, or blog, demanding something immediately, if not sooner, regardless of if the request is reasonable or prudent. Usually, capital letters are inferred in an e-tantrum.

They guy was so bitchy he threw an e-tantrum on the message boards and looked like an ass. "GIMME A FIX NOA STUPID DEVS!!!"