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when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.
Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!
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Used when telling a friend you find something weird extremely sexy but don't want it to come off as a fetish.
Anything unique can be sexy... look at Benedict Cumberbatch
Her brother is a triangle and her step brother is a skyscraper.
MILF: Candace stop trying to get your brothers sent to Canada.