womp

1: n. the sound made by a vagina during sexual intercourse. considered derogatory, used almost exclusiely by gay males.

2: n. sound attributed to vaginas by gay males who have had sex with women.

3: n. The onomatopeaic sound attributed to vaginas by gay males. Intended to dramatize the predatory nature of heterosexual intercourse.

Examples:
1: "Vaginas are disgusting. They're all like 'womp, womp, womp womp' and then the girl's like 'unh, unh, yeah, oh' grunting and shit."

2: "Vaginas scare the shit out of me. They're like those big chomping plant in Super Mario Bros. All "womp, womp, womp, womp" and then shooting fireballs at you and shit."

3: "Hell, no I wouldn't stick my twig'n'berries in that gaping maw! Would I feed my John Thomas to a crocodile? Jesus Mary and Joseph, one minute you're all 'hey there sweetie, you know I love you" and then it's 'WOMP, WOMP, WOMP' and your family jewel's been snatched off."

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