Trump

In the UK a trump is a release of anal gas (in the US see ‘fart’)

‘Phoarrrrr, who trumped?’ ‘Hahaha me sorry’
‘Man you got bad trump breath’.

Tru dat

A thing that people from rural middle class towns say to pretend they are from the ghetto

James-‘Yo blood, I done did a dank ting fam’
Tarquin-‘tru dat’

Vincent

Vincent is the name given to the brilliant nutters, like the most famously notable brilliant nutter Vincent Van Gogh who pretty much started the tradition . Vincent is very much like Vin (ala Vin Diesel) but bigger, longer and harder. This is particularly pertinent in France, where it means a hundred times more big, hard and long as Vin (‘cent’ being 100 in francais) although this does not always translate into large bulky muscles but may actually be defined by other measures. For example, Vinnie from ‘my cousin Vinnie’ isn’t large in stature, but is a giant in intellectually delivered bs, and in the usual tradition, with Vin-cent you can automatically assume these virtues are not only present, but magnified 100 times.
Vincent’s are quite often bald, as baldnessness is next to sexyestness, and Vincents are by rule of thumb generally 100 times more sexy than Vins.

As an additional aside, it should be noted that at around 14 inches, Vincent’s tend to be 100 times longer than Vins..
..and last 100 times longer too.
A good friend, trustworthy, diligent and morally grounded.

“Wow that was awesome. ..what a Vincent!”
“oh, just Vin? I thought you were a Vincent, I’m sorry, my mistake, goodbye”
“that guys so sexy and brilliant”, “yeah he’s a vincent”

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