cock block

An application that chat roulette needs to add that literally blocks cocks from the screen. This would entail a cock-identifying application that would need to work better than facebook's face recognition feature. It would also cut down on 90% of chat roulette users.

He was going to flash people on chat roulette, but the new application cock blocked him. He's gone back to flashing girls at parties.

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in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.

-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.

Shop block

(v) Preventing someone from shopping.

(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping

I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.

I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.

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my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

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