my bad

Spoken when you realize you just did a major fuck-up, such as passing gas while having sex.

I hope farts turn you on, as I just blew one in your face.

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Tabasco

A totally wicked sauce that I use to make my chili even spicier.

Tabasco rulthes!

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tabletpc

A funny concept priced for the well-to-do corporate crowd. A computer that comes with WindowsXP Tablet Edition and is in two formfactors - a swivel screen notebook and a clipboard type thingie.

Microsoft's latest money making scheme is the TabletPC, meant for the rich.

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non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!

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magic missile

Also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or penis. Used in sex to make babies.

Hey I'm going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved vagina and give you some of me, k?

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Dell

A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.

Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.

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shibby

Also known as shiznitty, shibby is an all-purpous extra-strength word used for when something...anything happens.

Woah, you got an '86 Honda 4-banger? Un-shibby!
You have a Mac? Unshibby!

Dude, those speakers are shibby, just check out the bass!
Your girlfreind is so shibby, I wish I had one. But I'm a nerd.

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