Whaled

Getting raped by an overweight man or woman while drunk.

-Man, that fat asshole got me drunk and raped me in his house-
-Oh boy, you got Whaled-

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Portavella

If a girl has Portavella in her name you already know she's fun. She'll have a great sense og humor and you'll have a few good laughs with her. They're not short at all, in fact, if you aren't 6ft or taller then you're in a bit of trouble. But they're geniuenly nice, they're caring and loving although they can also be quiet and they might not tell you what's on their mind, you'll have to use a plunger of some sort to get her to say some stuff, having a few drinks always helps. Overall she's a really cool girl that will always be down to do whatever if she likes you.

Guy 1: Oh man I can't wait to see Portavella
Guy 2: Wow man I'm jealous of you
Guy 3: haha