Shagmin

Using a complex spreadsheet to manage your many sexual exploits

Can you come out tonight?
No, I’ve got bare Shagmin to sort out or I won’t know who the F I’m F’ing

Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls

We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️