Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

Kite Happy

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy

Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy