Oofnourmous

Oofnoursmous - such an enormous Oof that it cannot be expressed within the normal, weak boundaries of the typical Oof. This is the Oof you use when Oof is not enough to express how you feel. This is the ultimate Oof.

L- "My grandma died.”
N- “Oh I'm so sorry.”
L- “She left everything to her cat instead of me.”
N- “That is an oofnourmous loss my friend.”

beanius

it's a word for when a person typically known for being "lax" on concentration makes an excellent joke/phrase/saying on the spot, is momentarily surprised, cannot replicate it so congratulates themselves and never looks back on it

“Wow, you’re such an beanius.”