Oak Harbor

1. Where retirement homes and a naval base meet, resulting in a place of suck for anybody unlucky enough to be within a 15 mile radius.

2. A place known for its dutch roots but is now being taken over by 50% of the Filipinos in the world.

3. A place where the only thing to pass time is get high or have sex, which explains all the 15 year-old mothers and mental cases walking around.

Dude 1: Hey man, I'm so bored! What do you wanna do?

Dude 2: Are you shitting me? We're in Oak Harbor! There's nothing to do!

Dude 1: We could go bang my sister.

Dude 2: Meh, I'm getting bored of that. Want to go to the bus station?

Dude 1: Wha? What's at the bus station?

Dude 2: Chronic, what else would be at a bus station?

Dude 1: Oh, dude... totally.

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