A lubricated item that gose gose on your dingy that can prevent court costs, child support, medical bills for nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Cover your meat inna plastic ravioli brah. You don't need no damn kids.
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A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.
Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse
Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven