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The theme to Transformers: Cybertron
Optimus prime: OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!! To save them and the galaxy we must find the four Cyber Planet Keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hot Shot! Jetfire! Vector Prime! Landmine! Scattorshot! Optimus Prime! Transform and roll out!
The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word FUCK. Out of all the English words that begins with an F, fuck is the only word referred to as the f word. It's the one magical word just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words from the English language is derived from German word flicken which means to strike in English fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a translate verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb, Surely fucks it's meaning. It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part as an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful."
As a noun, "I don't give a fuck."
As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lootly" or "in-fucking-credible"
And as almost every word in a sentance, "Fuck the fucking fuckers"
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck as in these examples describing such as fraud. "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Oh fuck it"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me, buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't fucking understand this fucking question."
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?!"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetence: "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself"
I'm pretty sure you can think of many more examples with all of these multi-purpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word.
We say use this unique, flexible word more often than your daily speech, it will more identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly.
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The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss
Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.
Obviously there are fuck girls too but today I am naming the fuck boys of transformers
The fuck boy transformer list is down here and reason why they fuck boys and ship
Starscream-He is hot, no way he isn't a fuck boy. If anything he is the most fuck boy. (Slipstream definite ship)
Knockout- He flirt (With starscream)
Optimus Prime- In prime he held hands with Arcee so he is automatically a fuck boy.. (But ship with Elita-1)
Alpha Q- Obviously a transformers with 3-4 heads is a fuck boy. (With his other heads, shipped)
Bumblebee- He is always with Wind blade in cyberverse. How can he NOT be a fuck boy? (Def windblade for ship)
Grimlock: In cyberverse him and Arcee is definite ship. (Arcee of courseee!!)
(People who ship with are in the "()")
When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)
Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no