Using too much toilet paper

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)

Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no

Uranus

A gassy planet

I used to think uranus was a gas giant but that all changed!

Alexis Thi-Dang

A teenage girl from transformers armada who helps the autobots. She is mostly known from fan art with starscream because she was the only one who trusted him, And she *SPOILER ALERT* cried when he died near the end of the series
The bottom is spoiler so don't read if you haven't seen Transformers Armada

"I tried to gain favor from you. But nothing was ever good enough. No matter how many battles I fought, you always found fault." -Starscream
Alexis Thi-Dang cried when Starscream was completely turned into dust.
(Yes I had to rewatch it to know the quote and I cried during it)
They killed the best starscream

Starscream

Starscream is one of the hottest, most sexiest transformers you will ever see.
He is second in command of the decepticons and he is my daddy.
If you want a girl to fall for you, cosplay with them as starscream and you will get married the next day.
Starscream is a sexy transformer who betrays the decepticons and he will eventually rule the world.

I scream, You scream, We all scream for Starscream
Knockout: You're no Breakdown but I must confess I have always admired your lustrous finish
Starscream: Uhh..Well then should be going.
QNA Video From Johnny flash: Has megatron ever beated you so much you started to call him daddy? :smirk:

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Starscream is hot

A very used catchphrase to tell people how hot starscream is.

Do you see what I mean? Starscream is hot as fuck.

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Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

Bayformers

Michael Bay's sick joke version of transformers, mainly seen fucking themselves on a daily basis.

Bayformers
Crap that meets the eye
Baysformers
Shit in disguise (in the disguise of good quallity computer animation)
Assbots wage their battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Shiticons
(or michael bayicons if you prefer)
Don't let it fool you.

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