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A Group that was against Good and happy Otakus. Mainly to grab every American's Attention Those Souls are Evil because They were Parents were a part ofSicilian Mafia members and got caught Chakka Chakka Dangerously During Last years Halloween. They acted like Thugs Other Terms, A Communist
group of Gangsters that Believe that their Happy Anti-hero Leader who happens to be an Ex-German Female Soldier that Role-Plays with Innocent
People and Invite them into her into a Creepy Ice Cream Truck. Which had all the Houdini Sackamarijuana they can Smoke and enough HoneyBuns to last a whole Decade!
Little did they know a CD-R Appeared that Offered Free Twinkies, Free Chocolate Pudding and Melted the Brain and believed that Roleplaying is Happy PiggyStyle Song developed by KiddieScripts! All these Furries Know in life is: Hustle, Get Laid, Draw Furries, and Serve their Happy Dictator that is the Ex-German Soldier alongside with a new Pokémon that went insane! Recently, that Ex-German Piggy Lost her Chanel Purse in the middle of a Parking Lot where She was later sentenced to Mental Asylum She lied to everyone and Smacked her sister with a Can of Nutella that she
stole from Toy-mart HandelsgmbH. They went FreeLoading and Drove all across Oakland, CA until They were caught somewhere Downloading Bestiality Porn and Enjoying Cheesecakes off of Two Animals that they Roleplayed with too much and They all laughed and said "Now that's what we call a real Ice Cream basket!"
Protagonist: Holy shit! Did you steal my MiniVan?
Anthro Gangster: WTF, Are you Serious? How'd you Know
Protagonist: You Obviously Invaded California, For some reason My pet Budgie Stop Chirping and he died?
Anthro Gangster: Oh Shit..... man I don't give a Flying fuck
Protagonist: Was this group Reported as the Thug Life of Animals and her Ice Cream Truck?
Anthro Gangster: Oh My God, How'd you Know about this
Protagonist: You know it's funny you ask because I smelled something wierd inside my MiniVan and this Person Wrote "Ice Cream Truck" all over my Vehicle
Anthro Gangster: I didn't do it
Protagonist: Yeah, sure you didn't then How come Your Hands are filled with Animal Blood
Anthro Gangster: OH my did I do that?
Protagonist: You Sir, were a member of Anthro-Junkies
Anthro Gangster: WTH, Man How'd you know.......
Protagonist: Isn't it Obvious, You First off Stole my MiniVan, Then You Forced Doctors in CA to Develop some sort of
strange and fake Prescription Weed, And most of all why is my MiniVan Full of Twinkies, HoneyBuns, Trojan Condoms
and Pictures of Bronies on Fire?
Anthro Gangster: Oh snap, I swear to god I didn't do that!
Protagonist: Oh Yeah, Then How come Your Hands are filled with *smells* OH MY GOD, You Killed my Budgie You Monster... I'm gonna go call the Cops on you and Put you in Prison
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- an n-word moment but 200 times worse. Instead of being Homogenous it's a bit a Women Theory. It's like having two women beat the living shit out of each other while Snorting Coffee like it's Crack! They usually fight over the stupidest situation..... It could be stuff like: Over a Hot guy, Over the last Husbando Figure in Anime-Cons stuff like that. Unlike the N-word moment this could happen to any 2 women and it's harder to stop once it's started! It is so bad that an average Emo bitch fucks a Dude outside her Race and eats Chocolate chip cookie cake and drinks Redbull for the Aftermath while in the hospital. The other woman well, She goes to Jail and her pussy is Fistbait!
When 2 women come up the street and you guys are like "OMFG, There's a cat fight!" Then this my Friends is
a Rina moment. Being Self-destructive without their Boyfriends or Girlfriends if they were lesbian noticing
Girl #1: Hey, Watch it you dumb Rina Emo!
Girl #2: Bitch, WTF did you just say?
Girl #1: Mother fucker, We're gonna tear some shit up!
Girl #2: Okay your on for it, Bitch! My Name is Rebecca you dumbass!
*Both Women Pull their hairs and starts fighting and ends up using their Purses to bash each other!
Some Security guy: Freeze You Women are under Arrest!
*ignore the Police Citation and the Officer shoots them with a Taser gun*
Rina Moments are Unforseeable, If women had their own category of what Turns a Guy off, They would probably eat Their own Pubic Hair Because It's so bad it's listed as number 3.
1) Child Support
2) Over a Hot Guy
3) Rina Moments
4) Make-up Fights
5)Stripper Club Tips
It's a True Fact and I cannot Lie!
An Asian Woman Equivalent of a Mary Sue. Unlike a Mary Sue, These people are real and their either raised by Furious Tiger moms on drugs, Fathers who sell their daughters for money or Think everything is perfect and anyone who disobeys them either become Homeless or Abandoned. Sometimes, These people have self-Esteem issues and call most relatives a jerk but not realizing that Nothing is perfect in the world except them. Usually found in some parts of the western World, Thinking life is not fair or been butthurt by everyone who isnât Perfect or reasonable. Sometimes, You can find these people selling Houses or even at your own workplace. like SJWs, Theyâll cry and become a snowflake even if itâs something They didnât intent to do! Unlike SJWs, they usually donât fight back but complain and blame others every single day.
Lady 1: Hey, Anna Have you heard of this New Relator? I heard she one of them!
Anna: Oh, You mean a Jerry Chung! These women are known to be batshit crazy!
Lady 1: Letâs steal her Lunch, and replace it with whole hearty Western food.
*Half an Hour Later*
Asian Woman: *opens Lunch Box* WTF? This isnât the Thai Food I had this morning. This is bullshit, who the hell Did this.
Anna: Um hey, Since Your new here That lady over there kind stole your lunch.
Lady 1: Oh Shit, well itâs true Iâve been craving Thai Food fo a while. You snooze, you lose bitch.
Asian Woman: You piece of shit, How dare you replace my Lunch like this. Fuck you and Your workplace.
The Boss: Woah, such Profanity.... You Jerry Chung, gtfo of my office and donât ever come back!
Jerry Chung: Fuck....... Now Iâm the bitch to Blame? This is Bullshit!
A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.
Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
A Schtbitzelface fat chick who disguises herself a Dragon-like furry. To make stuff worse, She is where Mercedes Benz is Made from. Yes, This fat Chick claims sheâs from Germany. Also, if you guys speak german or Slovakian please stay away from this fat whale but as far away as you can!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
At a Furry Convention in Bratislava, Slovakia:
Patvoy: Eh, whatâs up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, itâs that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and sheâs German. Isnât that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!