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An average hillbilly that loves MAGA, President Donald Trump, Worshipping Fake Jesus, Harassing Minorities, Sucking up handguns and eating shit at the same time while fucking their 2nd cousin with expired Condoms. but Relying on Food stamps and hates anything "Obama-Related." Forgetting that they use stolen toilet paper drinking Budwiesers and do drugs while watching the next episode of Barney and Friends on PBS Kids on their Stolen Old Standard TV. They are the worst Rural Motherfuckers Money can't buy. They like to drink Jack Daniel's Whisky found in the dumpster, eat a shitload of McDonald's McNuggets and Drink the Cheapest Starbucks Coffee while carrying with Semi-Automatic Weapons and go to Church and pray Falling Black cocks while Snorting Smarties to get high. You Can find these Nature's trash in Parts of Montana all the way to Texas. They sometimes act like Bill Cosby and yell "Pokemon is for little babies and shit!"
This is what you see in America, the 30% of what USA Call an MAGA Redneckian-American. This is how they communicate daily.
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
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An Asian Woman Equivalent of a Mary Sue. Unlike a Mary Sue, These people are real and their either raised by Furious Tiger moms on drugs, Fathers who sell their daughters for money or Think everything is perfect and anyone who disobeys them either become Homeless or Abandoned. Sometimes, These people have self-Esteem issues and call most relatives a jerk but not realizing that Nothing is perfect in the world except them. Usually found in some parts of the western World, Thinking life is not fair or been butthurt by everyone who isnât Perfect or reasonable. Sometimes, You can find these people selling Houses or even at your own workplace. like SJWs, Theyâll cry and become a snowflake even if itâs something They didnât intent to do! Unlike SJWs, they usually donât fight back but complain and blame others every single day.
Lady 1: Hey, Anna Have you heard of this New Relator? I heard she one of them!
Anna: Oh, You mean a Jerry Chung! These women are known to be batshit crazy!
Lady 1: Letâs steal her Lunch, and replace it with whole hearty Western food.
*Half an Hour Later*
Asian Woman: *opens Lunch Box* WTF? This isnât the Thai Food I had this morning. This is bullshit, who the hell Did this.
Anna: Um hey, Since Your new here That lady over there kind stole your lunch.
Lady 1: Oh Shit, well itâs true Iâve been craving Thai Food fo a while. You snooze, you lose bitch.
Asian Woman: You piece of shit, How dare you replace my Lunch like this. Fuck you and Your workplace.
The Boss: Woah, such Profanity.... You Jerry Chung, gtfo of my office and donât ever come back!
Jerry Chung: Fuck....... Now Iâm the bitch to Blame? This is Bullshit!
A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.
Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
A Theory that makes a good person turned into a Kamikaze wannabe except instead of just hurting good people. Youâre doing yourself a Favor by becoming a dumb, Brainwashed, Weeaboo who wants nothing but money, Cheap Sake and a little bit of that stuff that they serve at Taco bell and Sarku Japan. To make things worse, You shall not disobey Any fat guys or Fat whores in Alaska. Failure to do that will make you a Dishonorable guy regardless of what position your in. Even if Youâre just a guy who smokes weed and watch Pokémon all day!
Guy 1: Hey, man are you into Bucklandnism?
Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.
Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.
Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!
Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.
Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why donât you do us a favor and shut up.
Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!
Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!
A Schtbitzelface fat chick who disguises herself a Dragon-like furry. To make stuff worse, She is where Mercedes Benz is Made from. Yes, This fat Chick claims sheâs from Germany. Also, if you guys speak german or Slovakian please stay away from this fat whale but as far away as you can!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
At a Furry Convention in Bratislava, Slovakia:
Patvoy: Eh, whatâs up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, itâs that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and sheâs German. Isnât that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!