electronic tagging

When your mobile (cell) phone is abused by your significant other to ask the four mobile questions:
1. Where are you?
2. Who are you with?
3. What are you doing?
4. When will you be coming home?

Oh-oh I gotta reject this call, it's my electronic tagging.

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broomstick

very small car aimed primarily at the female market (note: American readers may be unfamiliar with the term 'small car' but will no doubt become more familiar with it as peak oil hits). From Rogers Profanisaurus/Viz comic.

All five of us wanted to go to the park, but as the only car available was Sandra's broomstick, I had to go by bicycle - which was quicker anyway.

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