Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

That guy over there keeps looking over his shoulder. He obviously suffers from paranoia.

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Hummer

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.

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Twisted Metal

A game for Playstation, Playstation 2, and PSP involving vehicles armed with guns, missiles, and anything destructive. The game has many sequels, all of which involving 2 of the same characters:
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.

Player one: Sweet Tooth will destroy you!

Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*

Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!

Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.

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Metal

A sub-genre of rock music. Notorious for being heavy (hence the name, heavy metal), dark, and often deep pitched. The bass and drums are often played in sync while the guitar plays the main rhythm with riffs, licks, and chords. Stereotypic metal is often associated with darkness, destruction, pain, and Satanism. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the music mommy and daddy warned you not to listen to.

The father of metal, Ozzy Osbourne, bit the head off of a bat during the song "Bark At The Moon". THAT is metal.

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pornography

1. Any photos or movies depicting men, women, and sometimes children and elderly people, in nudity/sexual acts.
2. What used to be art, 200-2000 years ago.

1. Johnny was caught with some pornography in his backpack. AGAIN.
2. Look at these paintings! All these women are naked! Who would put this pornography in an Art Gallery?

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e-Vangelist

A person making a sad attempt to spread the word of their religion through the internet and cyberspace.

p-rayz-jezus: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
everyone in chatroom: STFU.

Another e-Vangelist fails.

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pull my finger

The oldest, and still the best, trick in the book. Often said to another gullible person, and when said person pulls finger, and joker usually flatulates. In other words, dont pull no ones finger or they're gonna rip ass.

Dad: Hey. Pull my finger.

Son: ... HOW ABOUT "NO"?

Dad: :(

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