gravity

1.The force of attraction of a huge (often celestial) body and any smaller/larger (sometimes celestials) bodies in the area. Not to be confused with the attraction between to bodies due to magnetic forces.
2. In short, the greatest enemy of clumsy people.

1. The sun has the strongest gravity in our solar system.

2. Guy 1: Oh, look at Jerry! He fell down! 3rd time today.
Guy 2: Poor guy. Gravity has a grudge on him.

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emo

Modern-day punk rock music genre. Emo music can be associated with any not-so-rebellious punk rock.
Not to be associated with any persons wearing tight pants, "cutting themselves", and boohooing about how much life sucks.
The people who claim to be emo are nothing more than emotional punk-rockers. Nuff said.

"Emo" kid: *cuts wrist* I'm so depressed. Life sucks.

Punk rocker: *spray paints on walls* Down with the establishment!

Emo is basically the evolved form of a punk rocker. Sad.

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breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

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