pull my finger

The oldest, and still the best, trick in the book. Often said to another gullible person, and when said person pulls finger, and joker usually flatulates. In other words, dont pull no ones finger or they're gonna rip ass.

Dad: Hey. Pull my finger.

Son: ... HOW ABOUT "NO"?

Dad: :(

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emo

Modern-day punk rock music genre. Emo music can be associated with any not-so-rebellious punk rock.
Not to be associated with any persons wearing tight pants, "cutting themselves", and boohooing about how much life sucks.
The people who claim to be emo are nothing more than emotional punk-rockers. Nuff said.

"Emo" kid: *cuts wrist* I'm so depressed. Life sucks.

Punk rocker: *spray paints on walls* Down with the establishment!

Emo is basically the evolved form of a punk rocker. Sad.

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breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

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