Zillow-xiety

When you get really anxious and overwhelmed from looking at too much Zillow porn.

Stems from being broke and wanting to move out of your parents house so bad, you search Zillow for hours when you should be working, learning or bathing or doing other daily life activities.

I spent hours scrolling through Zillow at work, and I went into a dissociative episode after a surge of Zillow-xiety hit me.

Hydratious

Adjective | hy-dray-shus

1a: food that makes you feel hydrated after eating
// I feel refreshed after eating 𝘩𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 strawberries.

1b: a combination of the words “hydrated” and “delicious”
// 𝘏𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 watermelon is a great summer dessert.

I love eating hydratious strawberries after gettin’ hot and sweaty outside.