Arman

noun: A fat Turkish elitist who talks about nothing except Turkey, his dick, bitches he's fucked, bitches he's going to fuck, bitches he sees and wants to fuck and dreams about fucking bitches. In addition, he believes that the Turkish people have invented everything, from sliced bread, to the flushing toilet. Often times, when you are talking to an Arman, you will notice that one of his hands if inside his pants, playing with his balls. He generally communicates simple concepts using a series of rudimentary grunts and hand gestures. If you ever encounter an Arman, take caution when bringing up historical events, politics, Armenia, Sweden, or anything that could be remotely connected to the Turkish race.

Ex: "no dude, im not coming over to your house, i dont care how much booze you have, your roommate is totally an Arman"

"so i was flirting with this girl and i thought it would be cool to pull an Arman, but she didn't take kindly to my stories about how many bitches i fucked and how my dick is so big it puts bitches in the hospital, and it turns out, she doesn't even care about Turkey :"

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