velfie

velfie - it's a video selfie

e.g. J-Lo just sent me a velfie on skype

or: here's a little velfie from last night at the oscars

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Fap Cave

Your favorite place to masturbate in peace. Your fortress of fap solitude.

What does Eric do all day?

Idk probably fap in his fap cave.

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Boner Game

The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts

Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!

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