Lund

Lund (lʌnd) n.
1. a city in SW Sweden, just north-east of Malmö; population 107,351 (2008). Its university was founded in 1666.
2. a common term for a person of low general intelligence, a person notably stupid or lacking in judgement;
3. a person who lacks the capacity to develop beyond the mental age of a nine-year-old;
4. an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock

"Did you hear about John?"
"No"
"He's in the hospital - tried to iron a shirt while he was wearing it"
"He's such a lund!"

"You've given it to that lund to do? You've more chance of getting a blow job from the pope"

"Have you been eating cripple biscuits? Christ, you're such a lund"

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