cartridge licker

Nintendo game cartridges are supposed to taste bad but there’s that weird kid who likes it.

Cartridge lickers are like the nerdy version of a paste-eater. They’re social outcasts like a nerd and like nerdy things, but they aren’t very bright and usually pretty weird.

I bet you like licking cartridges, cartridge licker.

Who killed Hannibal?

Refers to the skit on episode 6, season 2 of the Eric Andre Show where Eric Andre shoots Hannibal Buress and then asks “Who killed Hannibal?”

Used to indicate when a person or group wonders why something happened or why someone would do something when they are the one’s at fault for causing it.

Person A is shitty to their girlfriend and she leaves him.
Person A: Why would she do this?
Person B: Well, who killed Hannibal?