Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

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The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

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Dryled

The High feeling you get off of benadryl.

Kyle: Dude im so stoned right now because i smoked some afgan goo earlyer.
Garrett: Well im dryled (dryld) as fuck because i took 15 benadryl earlyer. Where am I?