smash cans

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.

"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."

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