Cats

While they lack the zealous (and at times, excessive) loyalty of dogs, cats offer a valid form of companionship. In addition, they are useful for hunting unwanted pests and vermin, being quieter and not smelling as bad as their canine counterparts.

Cats are great fucking animals and anyone who hates them can cut off their own testicles with a kitchen knife and bleed to death.

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Name definitions

Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun

“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”

Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.

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Yahoo Answers

A worthless, chaotic and downright useless source for information. A breeding ground for thirteen year olds, whiny crybabies on both sides of the political spectrum and arrogant, supercilious nimrods who think they’re the peak of human brilliance because they’ve answered enough questions to be on “Level 90” or some such number even though such an achievement requires the right quantity–not quality–of their answers.

While it is not without its flaws, Quora is a much better website to turn to for answers to your questions. Yahoo Answers can hang.

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Chat rooms

A collection of virtual jungles where the golden age of internet trolling took place. Once a vibrant community of hating on Jews, blacks, and emos, chat rooms have since gone the way of the Dodo thanks to google’s ever-expanding autocracy.

Person 1: Hey, remember when chat rooms were a thing?

Person 2: Yeah, I used to use them all the time, until they got sucked up into the underside of google’s giant nipple-fold.

redneck

A repellent subhuman creature that hates the "gumment" and typically possesses more toes than teeth due to chronic inbreeding.

All rednecks should be covered in pitch and lit on fire

Mammoth

A huge fucking furry organism with tusks that could take your goddamn head off. They belong to the Elephantidae family. They may be herbivores, but if you don't watch your fucking ass around these gargantuan motherfuckers you're a dead man.

Holy shit, how the hell did these formidable fucking beasts go extinct!? I wish mammoths were still around.

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