Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

Artic Monkey

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

James

Typically a middle aged bald white guy, likes ranch

Wow that sure is james