Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

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lemon

a man's buttcherry, or anal virginity

We were all at dinner the other night and Dennis was practically throwing his lemon at me.... no thanks.

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