October 30th

Make sure you get your time zones right

Halloween’s tomorrow ok not today

Kid: happy Halloween!
A random wife: Halloween’s tomorrow, today is October 30th stoopid
Kid: bye!!!!

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Technoblade

A YouTuber that mainly plays bedwars, skywars, blitz survival games, skyblock, and some more all on the Hypixel Network on Minecraft java edition. Commonly uses the phrase "nerd". Has PIG++++++++++++ rank. (if only that many +s...) Has over 1M subscribers. Friends with Skeppy, TimeDeo, etc. Also gets very mad when TimeDeo takes their 50M coins in the bank in Hypixel Skyblock and does something dumb with it. (50M Midas Sword, 50M Flower Minion, well actually 40M but thats what he doesn't want you to believe, and jumping into the void with it.) Started channel on October 28, 2013. over 500 videos.

NERD

technoblade: *hits player off island or kills them when they don't know* rekt NERDDDDD
technoblade in bedwars: *tnts bed, jumps down, breaks bed, and kills all of the teams players and survives* I AM A GOD!
technoblade in skyblock: ah, finally 50 million coins in the bank every time i see a glimpse of happiness, TimeDeo justs- *0 coins in bank* *sees TimeDeo* COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roblox

A game where 7 and 8 year olds learn sex and how to steal credit cards and use them and swearing, and be an oder, download viruses on their family's computers for "hacks".

Mom: Why is there a virus on the computer?
Timmy: I wanted roblox hacks!!
Mom: Why?? I told you don't always trust the internet, or it will give us bad things!
Timmy: But I wanted hacks!
Mom: You're GROUNDED, Timmy! No more computer for a year!
Timmy: Why?
Mom: Because, you got a virus on a computer!
Timmy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *walks to room and locks door*
Mom: lol

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November 18

National November 18th Day! Yay!

Hooray! It’s National November 18 Day! (But time zones exist)

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Nerd

that one super smart dude in class

or how technoblade insults people

example 1
dood: look dat nerd lul
nerd: :^(

example 2
innocent dood: *getting gear*
technoblade: *sneaks up on them and hits them into void* rekt nerd