Maddie

If she’s blonde and tall she’s a dumb whore. She will go after your boyfriend even when it’s clear he doesn’t want anything to do with her.

Now if she’s brunette, then she’s the total opposite. Sweetest girls you’ll ever meet and even if they don’t turn out to be your best friend they’ll always have your back.

(Blonde) Maddie thinks everyone wants to fuck her.

I haven’t talked to (brunette) Maddie in ages and she still sent me a happy birthday text.