Splat

To die from falling.

He fell off the building and splatted.

Wood

What trees are made out of

What else wood wood mean?

Trees are made of wood

People cut down trees for the wood to make houses and furniture

2

The number of genders/sexes there are

There are 2 genders, male and female

Any other is made up nonsense

Balls

Spherical objects

All objects on Earth are made of tiny balls called atoms

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Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Give someone the boot

Dismiss someone from their job.

John, give someone the boot, especially that one, they should get fired.

Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

He hit someone's jewels! Smack! OOW!

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