Pigeoning

The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!

Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock

mnah

A word that expresses displeasure, a neutral opinion, distaste, irritation, larthargy, and/or apathy. Pretty handy.

You: Hey, how ya doin?
Me: Mnah.

You: So what do you think of that new kid?
Me: Mnah.

jesus condom

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

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