Unkeyboardinated

Lakcing ohysical or mentall keyvoard coordinatino; unable to type withouy repetaedly making mistakkes.

Nancy, don't you know how to type? You're so unkeyboardinated!

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urban exersploring

To explore urban environments while simultaneously working out via jogging, sprinting, jumping, diving, dodging, rolling, pulling, pushing, lifting, or dodging.

Urban exersploring may involve dumpster diving and running from security.

cody

a cody is a skinny woman trapped in a little boys body. cody often thinks taht he is extremely skilled at talking to girls but the ones that he can communicate with are the ones that already have boyfriends. one of the main characteristics of a cody are is very small penis and testicles. the girls he talks to finds this cute and cuddly because they dont have to deal with all that extra "baggage".

"why dont you quit being a cody and grow some balls"
"i have testicles, look"
"dude you have a hairy vagina"
"no look under the hair"
pushes the hair aside
"wat is that, a pin needle"
some girl "oh how cute and cuddly"
some guy "pull your pants up thats my girlfriend"
cody "sorry but its the only type of girls that i can communicate with"

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Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....