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An on the spot enema using tea.
I'm about to listen to cool summer by t swizzle while doing a tea swizzle
When a male stands up and realizes he has a massive erection that wasn't as prominent sitting down.
The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.
Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky
When you tell someone you don't want to get married but the term non-monogamous has a different connotation than what was intended.
If I'm not monogamous or polygamous I must be non-gamous
An dangling piece of flesh or meat that hangs off of a body part
"Man this Meatcuble in my mouth is really annoying."
"I ate dry captain crunch and now I have meatcubles in my mouth."