Fartcolepsy

1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart

2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.

Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol