the crud

An outbreak of Herpes Simplex II on the mouth, genitals, anus, or other body part.

Suzie didn't make Jimbo wear a condom, and now she's got the crud.

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BOGO

Twins. A reference to a Buy One Get One sale, two offspring for a single act of coitus. Can be used to refer to identical or fraternal twins; male, female, or both.

Phil: How old are Nancy's kids
Steve: Seven.
Phil: Oh, they were BOGO?

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