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He's epic good at games likes women and has a 10+ inch dick size. Also he gets all the bitches that are 7 or more out of 10. Beware he's a godly being at sex
Heâs a sexy beast that may be an alpha male or god sentient being but be careful he has a tendency to go for big black men
Oh no Joseph is after Jamal not me - unsuspecting victim
Ash Williams is from the Evil Dead trilogy and is even in comics books,such as Army of Darkness. He was a retail clerck turned savior of humanity, who fights "deadites",possessed corpses. He has traveled time using the necronomicon,and has fought other horror icons,like Jason Voorhees and Freedy Kruger. He weilds a double barrel shotgun(calling it his BOOM STICK) and a chainsaw that fits onto the stump on his arm,caused by him preventing himself getting possessed. Ash is a complete badass who has catchy one lineers ,such as " Groovy ".
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Friend 1:Dude, Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series is a badass!
Friend2:Dude,Ash Williams can kick his ass!