A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.
John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"