Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.

That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.

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Chaunce

A term written in many an AIM conversation in order to provide a transition from one topic to the next. Most often used when one conversator is boring the other to the point of lyrical suicide.

Male: So yeah, I was like WOW look at those melons. I just wanted to like touch them and or baste them with my main "member".
Female: Oh Chaunce, did you see The Iron Chef Last Night...I was wondering who took home the crown.

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