When you have just taken the biggest shit of your life
"Where were you?" Dude if you must know i just took the biggest HEEMO shit ever"
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"Hey Babe! I think we should go and SHEGANGLE on this lovely Tuesday morning"
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"I just took a poop and it felt like it was gonna be huge but I just had a case of BOOTY MUNCHKINS".